Boobie Cactus

The boobie cactus is exactly what it sounds like: a blue-green columnar cactus with rounded, playful bumps. It is sculptural, slow-growing, and a guaranteed conversation piece. For sunny windowsills and plant lovers with a sense of humor.

The nicknames write themselves (breast cactus, titty cactus). It thrives on neglect: bright sun, very little water, and it is happy.

Why You'll Love It

• Playful, sculptural shape unlike any other cactus
• Blue-green skin with a waxy bloom
• Extremely drought tolerant
• A guaranteed conversation starter
• Great for sunny windows and cactus collections

Plant Care

• Light: Bright, direct sun. The more sun, the better.
• Water: Very low. Let the soil dry out completely, then water sparingly.
• Difficulty: Easy. Thrives on neglect.
• Growth: Slow grower with a columnar habit.
• Humidity: Loves dry air.
• Pet safety: Not known to be toxic, but the spines can prick curious paws and noses. Keep out of reach of pets.

Botanical name: Myrtillocactus geometrizans 'Fukurokuryuzinboku'
Also known as: Breast cactus

Good for: Sunny windows, cactus collectors, gifts with a sense of humor.

Each plant is naturally unique, so size, shape, and coloring may vary slightly from the photos.