{"product_id":"boobie-cactus","title":"Boobie Cactus","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe boobie cactus is exactly what it sounds like: a blue-green columnar cactus with rounded, playful bumps. It is sculptural, slow-growing, and a guaranteed conversation piece. For sunny windowsills and plant lovers with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe nicknames write themselves (breast cactus, titty cactus). It thrives on neglect: bright sun, very little water, and it is happy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful, sculptural shape unlike any other cactus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlue-green skin with a waxy bloom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExtremely drought tolerant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA guaranteed conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for sunny windows and cactus collections\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePlant Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLight:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bright, direct sun. The more sun, the better.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater:\u003c\/strong\u003e Very low. Let the soil dry out completely, then water sparingly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDifficulty:\u003c\/strong\u003e Easy. Thrives on neglect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrowth:\u003c\/strong\u003e Slow grower with a columnar habit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHumidity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Loves dry air.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePet safety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not known to be toxic, but the spines can prick curious paws and noses. Keep out of reach of pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBotanical name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Myrtillocactus geometrizans 'Fukurokuryuzinboku'\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlso known as:\u003c\/strong\u003e Breast cactus\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sunny windows, cactus collectors, gifts with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEach plant is naturally unique, so size, shape, and coloring may vary slightly from the photos.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"House Plant Dropship","offers":[{"title":"3\" Pots","offer_id":41576927035450,"sku":"3_SUCC_CACTUS_BOOBIE","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4\" Pot","offer_id":41576927068218,"sku":"4_SUCC_CACTUS_BOOBIE","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" Pot","offer_id":41576927100986,"sku":"6_SUCC_CACTUS_BOOBIE","price":74.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/3123\/9226\/files\/hero_3dae22c7-db36-4d97-b999-1e2baf9402d1.jpg?v=1790901680","url":"https:\/\/workingplant.com\/products\/boobie-cactus","provider":"Working Plant","version":"1.0","type":"link"}